slunter

an unattractive, fat woman who usually does anal with chimpanzees

"man that ho is a bonafide slunter"

by buckles mcgillicudy January 10, 2008

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.

Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?

by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003

saunter fallacious

A word combination used to denote anal sex and brownie shit house cream pies( anus oozed semen soaked feces).

Call me if you would like to saunter fallacious.

by R. Aaron Hamilton January 10, 2009

Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011