Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

Playing Switzerland

Staying neutral on a topic

Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.

by lottielot February 7, 2022

Concrete spitter

Someone who spits on the concrete, ground, river, etc.

You’re a concrete spitter? Okayyyyy…

Eww, your a concrete spitter.

by Ravishing Ceiling Crust March 21, 2022

Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022

Lil Spitter

A slang for narrow firearms (pistols, uzis, etc). It can also be used as a saying for waterguns and gel blasters.

Person 1: if you were to walk into battlefield with only a pistol, what type of people would you be aiming for?
Person 2: lil spitter rated E for Everyone.

by wahooniggacheese August 14, 2023

purple headed yogurt spitter

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.

"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"

by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015

Pulling A Switzerland

To remain 100% neutral in an argument/debate/drama/event/etc.
(aka "Pulling a Swiss")

Origin comes from the country Switzerland, which remained neutral in major wars (including World War II )

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob said that! Can you tweet at Bob and tell him how much he stinks?"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to get involved in this. I'm pulling a switzerland on this one."

by Anonyfur August 17, 2016