Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

fire speed

Internet capable of downloading full length movies in under 10 minutes.

We should download movies at Matt's house. He has a fire speed connection.

by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008

Stringer speed

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more

We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart

by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017

Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007

Speed Gap

The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.

Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!

Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.

by RandyAndy21 March 12, 2011