ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003

specking

A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."

Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

sneaking

moving around quietly and sneakily. usually done in the dark by slick ninja-types.

the act of being sneaky and sneaking around like a snake. a very slippery criminal. a smooth-talker talking smooth like a slippery devil. a very bad person. a person with no morals and who lacks the values of a good christian boy. a very bad boy. ive been very bad. sorry mommy!!!

... what was it that i was defining?

The slick ninja snuckt into the window like a very bad and slippery sea weasel who slupt into the sea. its hard to use in a sentence...you know... sneaking!

by barnabus July 13, 2006

speaning

To finger your partners anus while wearing pink rubber gloves and whistling the theme tune to jaws.

"Spent the afternoon speaning the other day. Shit was hot"

by Rimbo6 January 6, 2014

sneaking m&ms

A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms

did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside

by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005

spearing

when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.

"i almost broke my dick off last night spearing the gymnastics instructor"

by yinzer412 November 6, 2009

Sneaking Suit

A thermal insulation body suit that simultaneously allows the wearer to stealthily sneak past and incapacitate any guard on duty.

Hey, my Sneaking Suit!

by BernyPark April 13, 2004