Sylmar

A stinking overpopulated shithole in the North San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. Like everywhere else in California, it's overrun with fat cholos in Dodger gear that drive around annoying everyone with their loud pipes, and blasting the woofers out of their shitty Hondas. The bitches are all fat frumpy dropouts with an IQ of 2 that curse like inmates and waddle down the street ready to bust out their 5th little gangbanger. I used to have a crush on a girl that lived here in college, but she turned out to be a carpetmuncher. Fuck this place sideways with a hot iron dildo, thank God I'm out of here in a couple of days.

"Sylmar is the nipple of the Valley. How did you get stuck here?"

"My car broke down."

"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."

by Arturo Sandoval, DDS September 2, 2018

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asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

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Solar

A red furry hedgehog with the powers of fire and heat.

Solar ish a 1337 haxor

by :O July 2, 2003

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solarism

An extremely well-known and well-respected member of the Harry Potter fanfiction communtiy. Solarism wrote many famous L/J and MWPP-era fics (such as Deconstruct, a Memoir, created the Hourglass Awards, and founded the Great Break in response to fanfiction.net's purges. She is looked at as one of the non-snobby BNF's of the fandom and is well known for her friendliness and deep connection to other non-snobby BNF's.

Solarism wrote that awesome fic awhile back; did you get the chance to read it?

by marigoldia July 2, 2005

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