clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc

“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”

by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021

skin smiling

an insincere and fake “smile” that usually doesn’t reach someone’s eyes. this type of “smile” will typically feel creepy or off putting because it is.

“dude, my dog was skin smiling at me last night!”
“did you check it for a zipper?”

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023