Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
Get the Sober Chodemug. A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.
Antonym: Dry Drunk
Antonym: Dry Drunk
Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.
by STLjared January 6, 2008
Get the Wet Soberermug. Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.
by checkno mode May 26, 2022
Get the Sober snipermug. A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
by 8toes May 4, 2010
Get the Sober Analmug. Sober Bender.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
Get the Sober-Bendermug. One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009
Get the sober-faggotmug. Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!
Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
by nevo17209 June 14, 2009
Get the Sexually Sobermug.