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sober-over

n. The symptoms one feels after a night of not drinking
The analog of a hangover
Dude, because of this damn sober-over, I was capable of mowing the grass today.

Come on man, have another beer, you dont want to wake up with a sober-over

Did you see that girl last night? She so had all of her capacities together. I know she's going to regret remembering everything; not to mention the sober-over.
by bored-sober September 5, 2009
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Sober sniper

Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.
Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.
by checkno mode May 26, 2022
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Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.
Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
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Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
by 8toes May 4, 2010
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Sober-Bender

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009
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Sexually Sober

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
by nevo17209 June 14, 2009
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