The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.
This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.
This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.
Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch
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A cigarillo rolled with weed that is meant to be smoked; another term for a blunt; like a paper plane being a term for a joint a stogy shuttle is a term for a blunt
by stogyshuttlesmoker November 20, 2010
Get the Stogy Shuttle mug.A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.
So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.
by psikys June 6, 2009
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Snattler may Also Mean: when a girl bleeds into a 64 ounce AM/PM soda and a 600 pound homo drinks it and then shares with his boyfriend then spreads some on a dildo and bangs their ear drum out and then licks it and sucks down his own ear drum, then shits it and and reswallows it. Reshits it out, puts it on a persons meal at dennys 4 years later and that person eats it, shits it out and takes it and uses it for sexual pleasure.
Snattler may Also Mean: when a girl bleeds into a 64 ounce AM/PM soda and a 600 pound homo drinks it and then shares with his boyfriend then spreads some on a dildo and bangs their ear drum out and then licks it and sucks down his own ear drum, then shits it and and reswallows it. Reshits it out, puts it on a persons meal at dennys 4 years later and that person eats it, shits it out and takes it and uses it for sexual pleasure.
by Devin Diggler January 29, 2004
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Get the Scuttle Butt mug.The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.
Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
by RussRidd November 9, 2012
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