Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

tart snagging

The practice of men going places they're too old for with the intentions of hooking up with the youngest girls possible allowable by law.

Hey man, wanna throw on our class of '99 jackets and go tart snagging at the homecoming game?

by The LLama June 11, 2013

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007

smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003