Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

snatch snap

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.

Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!

by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

Senor Snatch

Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.

They call him senor snatch because he is the best when it comes to cunniling.

by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007

flo snatch

When a guy comes at you spitting game, or charm to get a girl. Otherwise talk up themselves to seem better than they are. And gets the girl.

Dexter was at the gym, when a young woman walked in. He had to talk to her, he started talking to her. Bragging about things that did not matter. She fell for it she was flo snatched

by Rusvegas January 25, 2018

Trail snatch

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.

Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017