A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.
"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"
"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!
"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!
by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
Get the Snatch Repellentmug. When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.
1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"
2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
by Dylbinator October 13, 2010
Get the Snatch Parademug. by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014
Get the snatch snapmug. by Goodtogo May 27, 2014
Get the Snatch boatmug. "Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
Get the paper snatchingmug. Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.
by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007
Get the Senor Snatchmug. by michael hastings June 4, 2017
Get the snatch the weavemug.