Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

snatch snap

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.

Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!

by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

snatch the weave

When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair

Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!

by michael hastings June 4, 2017

Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.

Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

flo snatch

When a guy comes at you spitting game, or charm to get a girl. Otherwise talk up themselves to seem better than they are. And gets the girl.

Dexter was at the gym, when a young woman walked in. He had to talk to her, he started talking to her. Bragging about things that did not matter. She fell for it she was flo snatched

by Rusvegas January 25, 2018

Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.

His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled

by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008