erewash smoothie

an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.

dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!

by dan85 March 9, 2008

sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

by Jhon K November 1, 2017

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.

Man that song was dookie smoothie.

by Queenmojo January 25, 2021

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Prune-Smoothie

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.

"I'm really looking forward to my prune-smoothie after work with my boss and his wife."

by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015