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Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your topical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of the beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics
"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."
by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020
mugGet the Gatorade Slushiemug.

Slushy

A Slushy is the best person in the world. A Slushy is the perfect person everyone wants to hang around. A Slushy is the most precious human being and must be protected at all costs.
See that slushy over there?
Yea, they are really an amazing person
by Zambama1 May 21, 2020
mugGet the Slushymug.

Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing
“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”
by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019
mugGet the Canadian slushymug.

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
mugGet the San Francisco Slushiemug.

gyatt slushy

only lydia and violet are in great possession of this.
"Holy fuck man, V&L got MAD gyatt slushy"
by gyattslushy1234 January 6, 2024
mugGet the gyatt slushymug.

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.
Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Barnyard Slushiemug.

Slushy Maker

When you stick your tougne in the vagina and swirl it around like it’s a slushy
by Zdawg_Starlord December 31, 2018
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