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cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.
by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008
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slabbing

having low hanging pants, often baggy
He was slabbing so bad, his pants were hanging off his dick.
by Bhatany March 29, 2008
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shubby

Backalley handjob
You know Rebecca? She got bored, drove to Wales and gave some dude a shubby behind 7/11
by B Rice (brook) May 1, 2010
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knob slobber

1. A euphemism combined with a metaphor: Knob: euphemism for dick head, penis (cf. "get my knob polished"). Slobber: visible pre-cum (pre-ejaculate fluid) emanating from the penis, so called because the fluid is clear and visually resembles drool or spittle.

2. By extension, knob slobber can also mean a dick head bearing visible saliva (spittle) from fellatio, together with pre-ejaculate. The combination of the two is also clear.

A related term is knob slob, a giver of messy blowjobs.
--"Timm pre-cums so much his knob slobber looks like a deluge."
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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Slabbin' on da Grind

Man! I was slabbin' on da grind with some crazy ass bitch last night.
by Brizzle-hunter January 3, 2008
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scubbed

Getting absolutely outplayed after being a passive aggressive, douchey know-it-all - especially when you're not even that good.
Person A: Man, Jordan just got straight scubbed that last game.
Person B: Yeah, I'm glad he lost; that guy is a tool.
by terribadly May 3, 2017
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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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