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snowboarding

when you skeet on a girls chest and then titty fuck her.
"God that girl has great tits i would love to go snowboarding on her" said Ross
by sl;kjcdz May 31, 2007
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showbolting

At 2008 Beijing Olympics,the showboating of Usain Bolt, 100m and 200m gold medal winner became so extreme that a phrase had to be coined in his honour.
Thus the term, show-'bolt'-ting.
Viewer 1: 'Man, I'm getting tired of his showbolting'
Viewer 2: 'Same'
by kingkwame October 14, 2008
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slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.
Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.
by Organics March 19, 2011
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SlotBot

SlotBot is just different.
by SlotBot November 17, 2020
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Snowboard

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2008
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Snowboarder

one who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf.
The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park.
by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004
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snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.
I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.
by Cogitator October 9, 2008
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