The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".
"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."
by That's Why They Call Him Grodee December 01, 2003
by Tone 18 March 17, 2007
Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
by arkansasPlumber December 05, 2007
Rest in peace, die in peace and slit (something). Used when you fucked up and cant do shit about it so you go with the flow.
by Imanolh.xiii January 20, 2018
A action a person takes when depressed or feeling an extream emotion. Usually used with the term 'emo'(short for emotional), the person is usually seeking attention from friends and/or adults-though not always. The action is a act of masochistism. Slitting your wrists is very harmful and can cause vital injury or suicidal occurances.
B: To slit your wrists is a act of masochistim, or an attempt of slicing your median vain(main nerve).
by __-SadisticlySurreal-__ November 30, 2006
by FOOGIKABUGI June 07, 2006
Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007