sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

sleep

A beautiful, yet rare treasure. Something that the less we get the more we appreciate it, and something just when you think you've gone bare bones with, you realize how much less you can get and still somewhat function with.

In high school I thought I was functioning on minimum sleep. Years later in college and working full time I envy the amount of sleep I once got.

I don't get much sleep, but sometimes I sneeze and my eyes close, and that's basically the same thing.

by DramaticChipSinger June 19, 2017

Sleeping

The act of staying awake all night laying in bed, typically done with a phone or some type of electronic device.

My son really loves sleeping.

by OrangeChef February 20, 2020

Sleeped

To sleep in present tense (in bad English)

I sleeped in my bed

by GrayPandora August 22, 2020

sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 8, 2013

sleep?

Sleep? whats that? you think I get sleep!??!

sleep? you want me to get sleep??!! hahaaa you much be joking wtf is that

by literal legend November 5, 2020

Sleeping

Observing the inside of your eyelids for 8 to 10 hours

I'm sleeping

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 3, 2022