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laughterbate

(v.) to laughterbate. To masturbate while laughing. Similar to haterbate.
"I wish I could watch Porno and Chris Rock at the same time so I could laughterbate."
by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
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slangster

A person who only speaks in slang and never uses proper english.
"Yo, Whats up wich ya today?"
by Kristle July 1, 2005
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Schlaughterkök

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )
"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."
by cyclopath August 6, 2015
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Slaught

An older English word that relates to slaughtered and slaughter, it can be used in past and conditional tense.
1. You needn’t worry Governor he will soon be slaught

2. He was slaught during battle, if it were not for me you would have nothing!
by Sharkieofthemidworld July 30, 2022
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lowered laughter inhibition

When you say several hilarious things in a row, and the next joke you tell is not really that funny, but your friend busts up because your jokes lowered their laughter inhibition.
Rob: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Daniel: What?
Rob: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Daniel: Hahahahaha, good one.
Rob: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
Rob: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
Daniel: Hahahaha! That's fucked up.
Rob: Ok one more. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Daniel: What?
Rob: Snowballs.
Daniel: Hahahhaa that was hilarious.
Rob: No it wasn't, you just have lowered laughter inhibition.
by emlai January 7, 2014
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Gunpoint laughter

Feeling forced to laugh as though at gunpoint. Usually caused by peer pressure or fear.
When everyone in my squad laughed at the roast I laughed out of gunpoint laughter.
by Truth Speech Preacher August 21, 2015
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Blackout laughter

Much like blackout drunk, but you laugh so hard you can’t remember what your even laughing about.
I was going to tell my friend about this hilarious joke but I had a case of blackout laughter and couldn’t remember what it was
by Wackojacko357 October 24, 2018
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