slackard

One addicted to being a slacker. One who is in denial about their lazy tendencies, who prefers to go to great lengths to avoid taking responsibility if it involves doing any work.

He is addicted to drink; he is a drunkard. I am addicted to laziness, to delegating anything I do not want to do; therefore I am a slackard.

by Susan Wood July 6, 2007

saskatchewan suitcase

a "suitcase" made up of a garbage bag

His white trash idea of packing was throwing everything he owned into Saskatchewan suitcases

by Marqis deKaz May 15, 2007

slackchat

When you can not be bothered talking to someone on Facebook chat anymore, so you go offline. Later when talking to that person you blame it on Facebook "stuffing up"

Mike: Hey man, why did you go offline before?

Dan: ahh sorry mate, facebook was stuffing up

Mike: you were pulling a Slackchat wernt you ><

Mike: sorry :(

by ryankiddtoffee August 6, 2010

slackalacka

See Crackalacka.... then replace "white person" with "Slacker".

Why don't you get back to work, slackalacka... you've been googling all day long. Why don't you do some work?

by slackalacka September 9, 2010

slack master

A true man of leisure. It takes some real practice to get good at almost doing nothing while still enjoying yourself to the max.

After Jack won the lotto, he resumed his lifelong slacker quest to become the ultimate slack master -- by "trying not to try".

by Sorbe1 September 9, 2015

Slackerbagging

When you're too lazy to separate multiple items, so you throw it all in one bag.

Mom: Pack your bags it's a long trip.

Me: Nah, Mom, I'm slackerbagging.

by Yoooooopotatoe January 5, 2017

Slackbonics

Slackbonics - speaking as though you went to college, graduated AND went back for the Ph. D, never having sat in a single college lecture.

Ex: Person 1: "So, you hear Randy tell 'em how to fix that shit, all articulate-like?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that slackbonics goes right over my head most the time."

by Righchet All Day March 9, 2017