Sladed

Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whatever one feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.

You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."

Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."

by Petey121 April 27, 2008

dragon slayer

A guy that does it with a dirty, ugly or gross girl as he has no better options. taken from the expression "you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess."

"Well buddy, looks like im going to have to be a dragon slayer tonight."

by carr February 26, 2005

Slayerized

How Slayer fans treat bands that open for the American Thrash Metal band Slayer. The fans are known for not only booing, but spitting and throwing anything they can get their hands on at the band. They view any opening band as just another thing getting in the way of them seeing Slayer perform. Because of this Slayer is known as one of the hardest bands to open for.

Static-X opened for them and Pantera and still talk about it many years later. After the show the fans of Slayer would brag about how Static-X was slayerized.

by Mark Carras April 21, 2006

Slayer

An awesome thrash metal band. One of the Big Four Of Thrash. Whilst not being emo, (you dumb ass) Slayer is best known for "Raining Blood", "Angel of Death", and "War Ensamble".
Members include:
Tom Araya: Bass,Vocals
Dave Lombardo: Drums
Kerry King: Guitars
Jeff Hanneman: Guitars

Slayer is one of the best bands in the world.

by Zack423 November 12, 2006

juvie slayer

Someone who is usually an attractive male and over 18, that persues underage girls (juvies). These guys are generally popular on the local scene - being music, parties, ect. Usually acts as a taxi/booze buyer for these girls, and get's hook up's or other sexual favours in return. Is notorious and known for it.

Damn, Jamie's hooked up with like six 15 year olds tonight, what a juvie slayer!

by crosswords March 18, 2009

Cousin Slayer

A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.

Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.

by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012

Slayer

The most fucking awesome band ever! A person who calls themselves a metal-head but can only name the songs "Angel of Death" and "Bloodline" when asked their fav Slayer song is a cunt-ass poser who disgraces true Slayer fans everywhere.

Listen to the Slayer album "Show No Mercy" (Antichrist, Die By The Sword, Metalstorm/ Face the Slayer, Crionics, Fight Till Death, etc.); it will change your perspective on life.

by Kerry King666 October 4, 2006