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skeet

v. To ejaculate. The word, a prime example of African-American barbarism, is primarily found in the primitive tribal chantings of rap/hip-hop "musicians" where, along with the majority of the rest of any given song's lyrics, it is repeated at high speed for several minutes at a time; also, as with other rap/hip-hop lyrics, its usage is spread by rampant and shameless plagiarism, which will maintain its usage in this rudimentary form of "music" for the next 20 to 30 years, or until rap/hip-hop "musicians" are rounded up in pens and slaughtered to be processed into food and clothing products.
Ex. 1:

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Ex. 2: I'm normally a mellow, easygoing guy, but today I had just bought a new 12-gauge shotgun, and it was the wrong day for six kids in a gold-plated 1947 Ford Motherfucker with a quarter-inch of ground clearance to yell out their window at me while driving by at a tenth of a mile per hour. I distinctly remember that just before I put six shots into the stereo speakers in their doors and trunk, I heard something that sounded like, "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..."
by LegionDCX May 2, 2006
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet skeet

Skeet can also mean your going to blow some cocaine!
I have some wicked shit, come on over and we'll skeet skeet.
by Cocaine May 13, 2005
mugGet the skeet skeetmug.

skeet skeet bandit

A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
by sensimillia October 9, 2008
mugGet the skeet skeet banditmug.

Skeet

by MouthSexer April 11, 2011
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet

1. To squirt yo man juice all up on a hoe
by Lil Joker April 21, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

another form of shooting but you dont use a gun and hopefully they are blanks
Shane, your cousin made me skeet all over the front of your pants.

Mrs. Fiasco, this class is skeet.
by sjl207 April 9, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

Johnny to rob: damn man, i didnt mean to skeet on your ass.
by SaLtY YoGuRt July 28, 2004
mugGet the skeetmug.

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