singapore

a nice country in asia.... where most crimes will get you either caning or the gallows

Singaporean does coke:
Judge: I sentence you to death! Get the noose ready!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 22, 2025

The Democratization of Singapore Math

When more and more countries around the globe are fast embracing the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, so as not to be left behind educationally and economically, as they copycat or emulate the best educational practices used by local math educators and tiger parents, who have helped put the “fine” city of Singapore on the world’s math education map.

Like the democratization of music, the democratization of Singapore math ought to force math educators in the city-state to embrace the courage imperative, by turning barriers into breakthroughs, or obstacles into opportunities, if they want to maintain an asymmetric advantage over their counterparts in other high GDP economies.

by Numerati January 14, 2025

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

Singapore Tsunami

When your cousin presses his butthole against the nozzle in the jacuzzi tub and fills his ass with water. Then he sprays the ass water all over a girl that he likes.

Your cousin Steve is wild! He gave that cute blonde girl a Singapore Tsunami and now they are dating!!

by Stink weed March 3, 2025

Anti-Singapore

A community to show express hate against Singapore, the incident happens, due a Singaporean Gachatuber being falsely reported in start of #AntiSingapore tags on social media since the Hamas-Israel war.

Anti-Singapore user: I HATE SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE IS FULL OF GACHATARDS AND A SUPPORTER TO ISRAEL!
Singapore Supporter: That's enough of that!

by Heathathe Sandstorm March 23, 2025

Singapore School Manila

A horrible prison with nothing inside. It is worse than Alcatraz. The average student wants to kill themselves due to how it's like inside. FUCK THIS SCHOOL I WANNA ESCAPE

Person1:I go to Singapore school Manila.
Person2:Oh no! you poor thing

by Jotaro Joestar May 18, 2023

Singapore

normal (sing-uh-pore), local (sing-guh-pore) A country smaller than a city with its pros and cons, no natural disasters and little violent crime, but where the students are tortured to study and exercise and where the ruling party is authoritarian and there is still racism and sexism but less prevalent in gen z. Most pop culture is not local. Also we don’t say lah in every sentence

Hey ah Beng, I heard you got come back to Singapore right?

Ah Beng- Abuden i only stay in Thailand to vape
Walao eh cibai so addicted! Come back lah

by Cuck my sock September 21, 2025