simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.

Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!

by syanick October 28, 2006

simplicity syndrome

A disease plaguing many teachers and professors, especially ones in math-related courses.

This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.

My professor better get over his simplicity syndrome or else I'm never going to understand this material.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.

by brockatron March 7, 2014

Simpicity

Simpicity returns clarity to ones perception.

We took as a lone scooter and the rail system to apply simpicity to our thinking.

by Urbansmart66 September 19, 2018

Simpin'

When your thinking about her late at night with sad music blasting, and you knowing that she will never feel the same way about you.

Friend: Bro, you good?

Me: Yeah just cant stop Simpin' about her

Friend: It's ok man, there are others out there

by Skask December 27, 2019

Simpin'

Simpin' (verb): When a person is acting like a simp - someone who's being a bot.

Friend: Simpin' isn't a real world, stop using it.
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...

by AECee January 8, 2020

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020