If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.
He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019

by Yes'd June 1, 2019
