anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.

I am so into anal shavings

by PaintedPlatinum December 9, 2015

Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 April 10, 2011

shoeingsheep

something a person might say if they are not country, but are trying to appear to be country, even though they have never even seen a fucking farm in their life

question: "hey bro, we are going to the farm this weekend to do some work"

response: "hell yeah, we'll be shoeingsheep, and sheering some horses!"

by ilovebudlight October 7, 2008

showing bush

exposing too much of the pubic area, especially pubic hair

I had to buy new shorts so I wasn't showing bush.

by Malibu Barbie October 13, 2013

shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016

Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.

I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.

by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021

shaving the hole

when a man shaves his anal so that he does not have to deal with dingle berries

Ben Gibbs was caught shaving the hole. He claimed he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it.

by BennyGibbs December 9, 2008