Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

shmeeb

a strong, tough man boob

Nice shmeebs there Kory!

by Kory S June 17, 2007

shmee

adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)

"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"

by Ryann8 March 21, 2007

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

Sheeet

a slang term for shit and is used to exadurate the word. Used involuntarily by arabs.

"ohh sheeet i forgot my umbrella!"

by thatchick September 1, 2008

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

Shmee

Another word for cute or adorable

"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"

by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009