shlong

a long weiner

that shlong is a long weiner! damn now i'm gonna piss my pants.

by flygirlsu March 31, 2004

shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
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by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

hulk shlong

a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half

did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong

by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009

shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 10, 2006