shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 1, 2002

John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

Shithole

Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.

I see Trump’s shithole is at it on Twitter again.

by yourmommamom January 12, 2018

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003