a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not the sharpest pencil in the drawer mug.SHARP punks and Skins. The SHARP stands for "Skinheads against racial Prejudice". SHARPS are true punks because thats what punks rock was always about from the beggning,uniting all people despite there differences, and not conforming to the bullshit ways of society, and kicking the shit out of facist racist fuckers with no heart.
Black or White PuNx UNITE!
Black or White PuNx UNITE!
Nazi idiot fake punk: Hey look at the Mexican he's a Beaner! Look at that Asian he's a Chink! Look at that black guy he's a Nigger!
SHARP Punk: What did you say?
SHARP Punk #2: Yeah, What did you say?
SHARP Punk #3: What did you say little bitch?
SHARP Punk #4: WHAT?!
SHARP Skins: umm, what the fuck dude....
(10 minutes later "Nazi idiot fake punk" ends up in hospital..)
SHARP Punk: What did you say?
SHARP Punk #2: Yeah, What did you say?
SHARP Punk #3: What did you say little bitch?
SHARP Punk #4: WHAT?!
SHARP Skins: umm, what the fuck dude....
(10 minutes later "Nazi idiot fake punk" ends up in hospital..)
by Bad Brain August 11, 2008
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by Light Joker February 6, 2007
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by smjbabyloveU2 April 25, 2009
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Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
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