Sitting on it

Your ass is looking fat or is looking good

Damn her ass looking nice she sitting on it

by Anonymousxlightskin May 10, 2020

tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

by Spaz Out January 8, 2010

Hillbilly Sexting

sending sexually explicit texts to members of your own family

-Did you hear about Timmy?

-Yea, he got caught hillbilly sexting his cousin.

-Eww.

by JeepGrrrl January 27, 2010

butt sexting

when two gay dudes have text message sex.

jon lee and dennis were on vacations with their parents, so they were forced to resort to 'butt sexting'

by dennis schaeffer July 5, 2010

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Safe Sexting

The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.

Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic?

Girl two : It's fine, John practices Safe Sexting!

Girl : That's good, no way that this pic will get into the wrong hands if he is Safe Sexting.

by Hyperman036 March 19, 2011

sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008