second-guess

criticise or correct on hindsight

do not second-guess my idea .

by Tallbhazzi January 27, 2019

Secondary Crush

The person who you really like, just not as much as someone else (the primary crush). This is not to be confused with the rebound crush, who is the person who you like mainly to distract yourself.

"So you like Alan more than Joe?"
"Yeah, Joe is my secondary crush, but Alan is my primary crush."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014

Second Hand Gravy

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.

"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"

by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

SeongJoong

The lovely, caring, talented and precious mother and father of Ateez. A love and hate relationship.

So the Matz were the real parents of Ateez. Known as SeongJoong by the way

by Anyellaa September 13, 2020

seongjun

An amazing friend you just met he because he is a transfer student but he is so funny. He dosen’t know very good English but he is so cool you will miss him when he leaves.

Seongjun is so cool.

by Chris creed December 10, 2021