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Stand and Serve 

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
Stand and Serve by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.
"That girl was fierce." "I know did you see her serve?"
serve by Francois Andre February 6, 2007
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Selvedin 

A cool,usually short bosnian, plays soccer and pretty good at it, gets girls everday,hotest guy you'll ever see. always wears expensive clothes
selvedin bosnian
Selvedin by njhjhjhjdjkfhsuhef March 16, 2010

windows server 2003 

An extremely stable and rock solid server operating system that is surprisingly made by microsoft. This software may allow windows to compete with linux and other better server OS's.
Bob: Hey man, I didn't know Windows Server 2003 was made my Microsoft!
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.
windows server 2003 by Setag Llib September 5, 2005

rune-server 

owned by a kroon loving estonian who loves teh vodka, you get staff and become his lapdog so he gets more gp to buy the beverage
Member: aj and numbers are earning kevins money on rune-server!

Kevin: DONATIONS PLEASE
rune-server by amfgnowai2 July 19, 2010

Cosmic Test Server 

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere
I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server