The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.
Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!
by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010
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Get the sapless mug.When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.
Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.
by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014
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by Tetley12 October 26, 2011
Get the Stafford Tower Staplegun mug.1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 30, 2007
Get the my lips are sealed mug.Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.
Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.
by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018
Get the The Stapleton Hormone mug.When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
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