Stealing

to borrow and pretending it never happened

Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm

^stealing^

by HeroicLemon December 1, 2015

Taco Stealing Hoe

a tiny white girl with a big mouth that likes to run around stealing peoples tacos and never returning them

"hey that hoe stole my taco! taco stealing hoe bring back my taco"

by veronica093175842 January 23, 2009

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

over selling

in basketball, when you get touched by a player from the other team and then fall down and act like you've been shot even when it is a very light touch.

Johnny was over selling today during the basketball game. I barely touched him and he flipped backwards five times and acted like i had broken his neck.

by TST November 11, 2008

selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.

I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.

by reezydos February 10, 2009

Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.

Stealing Second -

Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!

by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015

selling oranges

Letting a girl touch your balls and dick

Hey dude nick was selling oranges to kiley in the janitors closet

by Potatoking August 14, 2015