scrambled

Fucked up

That jungle juice got me scrambled.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008

This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.

When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.

by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009

scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

by Maul June 2, 2004

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

cramboned

to party and get really fucked up. Also to be punched very hard in the face.

Man Seth i was at this party and drank a whole fifth of Southern Comfort and i was fucking cramboned. 2). Hey Zach! This fucking dude just came out of nowhere and cramboned me in the fucking face!

by BuckerCheese April 22, 2007