Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 12, 2021

scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.

Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.

by nsheezy April 20, 2009

Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019