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Schemie

A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases
Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night
by xzenomorph January 28, 2005
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schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.
Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.
by Nic August 25, 2003
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes
you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?
by dublevision February 21, 2004
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Schmeow

Usings one's penis as a puppet.
Did he just schmeow at me?
He just schmeowed!
Schmeow!!!!
Vagina
by HKP December 21, 2007
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
by G Burns July 11, 2003
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