It... shattered

The quote that you say after whipping a school chromebook with the charger and the shards go everywhere.

"Come on! Do it!"
"Ok..."
*SMASH*
"It... shattered"

by plungebot April 18, 2025

It... shattered

The act of whipping a glass computer screen while on a call with a friend.

person 1: Are you recording?
person 2: Yes.
person 1: Ok... Get back to work!!!!
*BOOM*
person 1: It... shattered

by plungebot April 25, 2025

scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people

mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done

by flippa April 5, 2004

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black

I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.

by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013

scattareggia

hoe,slut,bitch

you mrs.scattareggia is a hoe bro

by Zebragirl6969 December 12, 2016

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018