scandalous bitch

One who cheats on her man more than 5 times within a week with at least 5 different people.

"i had to go get tested for AIDS because my ex girlfriend was a scandalous bitch"

by Nykotein March 18, 2010

Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Scandinavia

The countries in Europe that speak a Scandinavian, and thus Germanic, language. I.E. Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.

Iceland is sometimes included and maybe Greenland (because Denmark owns it).

Notice that Finland is not Scandinavian. Their language is not Germanic and Scandinavians get made when Americans lump Finland into Scandinavia. Granted, Finland is a Nordic country.

Yo, Scandinavia is where it at. Hot women, socialism, clean environment, and hot women... you just have to pay around 50% of your taxes tho.

by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009

Scanlan

Of Irish origin meaning "scandal" or "scandalous" in gaelic. Generally spelled with -an in southern Ireland and -on in northern Ireland

Rebecca Scanlan sure is a hottie!

by Becscan February 11, 2013

scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

scandalation

n.: The act of creating a scandal.

The matching verb: to "scandalate".

When your boss kisses your best friend from work at the Christmas party... Now that's some serious scandalation.

by Scandalator April 30, 2005

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010