Sandy Snowblower

When a man and woman, or two gay men, have anal sex, and the giver cums deep in the ass of the receiver. The receiver then gets on top of the other and squats over his face, and forcefully farts into the face of their partner, spraying them with a mixture of cum and fecal matter.

My boyfriend fucked my ass while I had to shit, so I gave him a sandy snowblower.

by KelevraBlack May 10, 2018

Sandy haired

Having dark blonde to light golden brown hair. Straw or sand colored hair.

The Sandy haired girl smiled back at her new friend.

by MarisaML May 12, 2018

sandy vagiant

An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.

Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.

by I am the Travis May 2, 2018

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.

Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.

by pete December 16, 2004

sandy crab

when you are having sex on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls vagina and continues on having sex

laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach

by jeneatmyass September 12, 2006

Sandy Gandalf

Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.

"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."

"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"

by Flock o' Choco November 12, 2011