Skip to main content

Samuel

A really cool depressed kid on the verge of suicide
Wow samuel is a retard and should kill himself
by Adewmar October 9, 2018
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

Small dick loser. Needs to get a life :) ily sam
Samuel is so dumb
by Chloeandcharlee April 3, 2017
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

A fucktard who likes to play Roblox and is a nerdy blonde kid who tries his best to get a girlfriend but always gets "friendzoned". He always acts as if he was okay with it but never is. Most of the time he will like a girl Sydney and have a MASSIVE crush on her but will never admit it because he is scared he might get friendzoned. He also has a fetish for armpits and assholes which is really fucking disgusting and worse than foot fetishers.
Person 1:is that Samuel?

Person 2:Ya, but don't try to get close to him because he has mouth diarrhea and cant stop talking about roblox

Person 1: Man this dude is retarded
by Kitsqndkatslover December 1, 2019
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

A demonic guy, who loves to preach the word of satan
Samuel:

“Asghabarabaraba”
by R.B__ January 18, 2019
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

He may have autism, but we can’t be sure. He really like wrestling and he is pretty good at it. He is also a complete jabroni. That is not a good thing.
Samuel sucks at basketball.
by The Kraken 225 November 30, 2017
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

A gay boy that is a water boy on a football team and loves to watch gay porn all day and night. He lobe bbc and jacks off his milimeter penis with some twisers.ghhvhu
I Iove it in my mouth. Samuel
by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Samuel

Retarted likes to play fortnite wakes up at 5 am to play more fortnit e thinks he is a pro . cant build
Samuel: OHHH IM SO GO AT FORTNITE
me: SHUT UP NOOB
by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019
mugGet the Samuelmug.

Share this definition