Sammed

Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.

"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."


"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"

by Scotch Mints? February 16, 2009

Samiere

Someone is generally fluffy and black. Very funny yet very mean.

Da fuuuu-Samiere

by yerlova June 29, 2010

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon June 4, 2007

samer

v.
1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.

1. "Shit! I just got Samer'd"
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.

by Simon Lee March 19, 2005

smammered

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005

samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

sammeh

Teh ultimate l33t.

Oh my god one day i'm going to be ub3r-l33t like Sammeh

by ICEdragon August 18, 2003