same sex crush

In which one who is not sexually attracted to the same sex, yet has a crush on?

Meaning non-existent.

I have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. But I would never do her because I like guys only.

by Matt Al. July 11, 2006

same on you

Something an illiterate fool says when he doesn't know how to spell "Shame on you".

Commonly used by arrogant humans with low skills in vocabulary who are failing in life.

"I am the master of the universe and the world should revolve around me. If you don't, same on you."
"You pretend to be so smart, why don't you get a dictionary and work out what same on you means."

by Dictionary author March 8, 2017

same

A word you randomly say when someone says something. It could be about anything, and you can still say the word.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kill myself."
Guy 2: "You know what same"

Guy 3: "I hope you sleep and never wake up."
Guy 4: Same

by Bogeyman834 March 12, 2017

two chicks same time

in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

by Doggtown31LCC November 9, 2011

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

From the same Father who didn't Bother

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives

Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !

by Dewars July 8, 2010

Same-sider

When a couple is so inlove that they can't imagine having a table to divide them so they sit on the same side.

You can tell that same-Sider couple is really in love because they always sit next to each other, not caring what others think about it.

by Ready4it April 17, 2016