Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022