ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

Full sail

When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"

On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.

by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020

point of sail

point of sale: in an establishment that sells goods or services, the location at which payment for goods is made.

sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.

point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.

"Let's go to a 'point of sail'." - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 9, 2013

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

by Shugunou October 23, 2023