Hoe Syndrome

When someone is going through a phase of acting like a hoe. It depends how long it lasts for each person but some cases are incurable.

"Yo but have you seen her lately?"
"Yeah she has a case of hoe syndrome!"

by Prudence Huckleberry July 10, 2017

Stitch Syndrome

The feeling of being completely swallowed by love and adortion for another person, but due to distance from them, the feeling creates a numbing heartache and aching longing.

Dawg, this Lilo girl gave me stitch syndrome last night, i never felt so alone and in love.

by sleepyred March 28, 2022

Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018

Shikamaru Syndrome

When you have a severe case of laziness.

Person A: I've been laying in bed all day, and don't feel like getting out of it today
Person B: Dude, you have a case of Shikamaru Syndrome

by Octnine Yamato July 18, 2016

Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Jasmine's Syndrome

When you are getting over the person you used to like but you see his/her face and you fall in love again.

I saw him the other day, now I have the Jasmine's Syndrome.

by constantlysleeping April 22, 2016

Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

by Roach likes you August 25, 2005