swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009

swine flo

A real sick flow or beat in a rap

A rapper or DJ`s stage name. A rapper or DJ that comes up with a real sick flow in a beat. You say that`s some swine flo shit right there! or you say...have you ever heard of DJ Swine Flo?!

by DJ SWINE FLO June 13, 2009

Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.

Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!

by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009

swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.

My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009