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minnesota street sweeper

The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"
Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....
by BeardedAsshole October 11, 2018
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Taperoo Street Sweeper

When a women tongues your asshole and her mo tickles your balls
Hooked up with a Greek bird last night, she gave me a taperoo street sweeper
by Micky85 April 15, 2023
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sheeple

sheep + people = sheeple
Really stupid people.
They're a bunch of sheeple.
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Smeeple

Similar to the definition of Yeet. It is used as an exclamatory claim in the beginning as an interjection, mid sentence when nothing else can be said, and to finish off one in an unsure manner. Or if you truly wish, just saying it aloud is quite funny, or whispering it into a pals ear at school will often get a giggle. Perhaps used as a derogatory term in the heat of the moment perhaps, or even sadly said to describe your inner depression.
"Smeeple." she whispered as she received her project grade.
"Smeeple!" She exclaimed.
"Okay, this is going to sound weird,oh smeeple, this is awkward."
by MishyMolly November 13, 2017
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sack sweeper

The tuft of hair that some men grow directly under their bottom lip. Commonly referred to as a soul patch or flavor saver.

This term refers to the fact that a lot of these men are in fact gay and love to sickle the meat-pop, thus this tuft of hair typically sweeps the sack of the recipient.
Ohhhhh your sack sweeper makes my scrote feel all tingly.
by Gideon D. July 9, 2007
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speechless sleepless

'speechless sleepless' is experienced by an individual when they are left both speechless and sleepless as a result of being away for the most important and special person in the entire universe.

When the special person says or does something to stun the individual, speech may either totally cease or in a less extreme case, the individual may experience a slight wheezing noise each time they attempt a word. And because of the distance between the two, sleeplessness is experienced double fold.

The experiencer of speechless sleepless, will feel extremely light headed 1) because they are still thinking constantly about their special person 2) because attempts at trying to speak but with no success expends vast energy 3) restlessness because they can't get to bed. In addition, an intoxication involving immense feelings of love or euphoria can also be felt and intensifies the experience of 'speechless sleepless'
yikes, i can't speak or sleep or breath... i must be suffering from an severe case of speechless sleepless.
by speechless.sleepless May 30, 2010
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Sweepers

Referring to a lady's breasts which are utterly saggy. These breasts will normally face directly downwards and resemble empty plastic bags. They are most commonly found on old women and pictures of African tribes women who have never heard of a bra and have breast fed 58 infants.
Dave: That bird you pulled last night had nice tits.
Sam: Whatever dude, when I got her bra off they fucking hit the ground. She totally had a pair of sweepers. They were like skin flaps. Seen better tits on the birds in the Amdipmamam tribe.
by Ball Bag February 20, 2006
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